"I'm Professor LeGrand, of LeGrand University The world's foremost
expert on monster diversity. Some monsters are charming; as guests
they're enjoyed. But the ones I'll describe are best to avoid." COME
ALONG WITH Professor LeGrand as he warns readers about the outrageous
habits and appalling behavior of thirteen mischievous monsters whom
the creature teacher hopes the readers never have to meet. There's
the... Scarce Sissyfoos: they live in dark wells by old country roads
and dine on wet sneakers and unluck toads; Mess Monsters: they should
not be let in in; they'll paint pudding pie murals depicting a pig,
stick bubble-gum wads in your aunt's silver wig, cut paper dolls out
of your dinosaur poster, and pour maple syrup into the toaster.
Hedge-Standing Snit: be extremely careful while clipping your
hedges--don't snip a Snit's hair with your clipper edges, for a
fit-throwing Snit can be greatly unkind, and won't be content until
he's bit your behind!
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